Ty, 20, Rhode Island, Welcome to my mess. My passions are music, cars, traveling, and really bad jokes. I am now officially a poolee for the United States Marine Corps. Pacific coast here i come.

 

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

In my defense:
I did catch it.
It looked smaller from above.

it got better

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

In my defense:

  1. I did catch it.
  2. It looked smaller from above.

it got better

(Source: grindlebone)

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us

*door creeks*

ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

pkmntrainerlen:

ryannxp:

she threw a table……. she swatted a flying chair with her purse……. and then she caught another chair………… hOW

black wonder woman

pkmntrainerlen:

ryannxp:

she threw a table……. she swatted a flying chair with her purse……. and then she caught another chair………… hOW

black wonder woman

(Source: 4gifs)

animedads:

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty